Sleep Positions

Good night, sleep tight.

Good night, sleep tight.


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Birthday Ruminations

Today is my birthday. I’m 33 years old. And I’m sitting here thinking about Pugs in tuxedos.

I wonder if they feel as dapper as they look. Mark Darcy with a curly tail.

How could they not?

Idle Dogs and Mutant Crustaceans

Restlessness has plagued me for the last couple of days. When I suggested to my friend that we hit the mall and look longingly at the myriad things we’re too broke to buy, she came back with, “Idle dog f*ck sheep.” – which I took as her way of saying no. I just love her and her fancy talk.

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