I’m so tempted to try this.
…Really that’s only one position. I don’t know why I made it sound like more in the title. Like I had a list. I don’t have a list. I was just looking for an excuse to post a pic of my dog without resorting to a title like “LOOK AT MY FUR BABY. LOOK AT HER!” I’ve always hated the term “fur baby.” It sounds like a euphemism for something else.