Would You Notice Me Then?

If I traded compassion for a movie star smile, would you notice me then?

If I sacrificed wit for a fashion model figure, would you notice me then?

What would it take? To what degree?

I can see you, but you don’t see me.


Finger Foods

Everybody has at least one quirk. Mine is wearing Cookie Monster underwear to job interviews. My grandmother’s was stealing Sweet ‘n’ Low from the local diner. Last week, I discovered my boyfriend’s is keeping a freezer full of human fingers. Continue reading

Sweaty Paws and Mr. Handsome

Today is the day. Today. Is the day. I’m going to march over and flirt with my future husband. Continue reading