A Kiss on the Cheek

A thousand bees could sting me dead

A giant robot could stomp my head Continue reading


God Only Knows

This right here is perfection in every way. And the fact that it features neither Nicki Minaj nor Iggy Azalea gives me hope that music isn’t quite dead.

Dear Gareth…



Oh, Gareth. Why? Why did you have to go and Continue reading

Confessions of an Introvert

“Hi, my name’s Melissa and I think you’re a very attractive man. Not that I want to take you to bed or anything; I just thought you should know.” Continue reading