George Carlin: I Love My Dog

Everybody needs a little George Carlin in their lives.


Sex with Johnny Depp? Nah.

When I was 17 years old, my two major celebrity crushes were Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise. I had a little scrapbook bursting with photos clipped from magazines, and every so often I would just flip through the pages and fantasize about my happily ever after. It looked a little like this:

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